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A little Christmas Satire: Dark C0ck Syndrome and Would-Be Senator Raphael Gamaliel Warnock

What is Dark C0ck Syndrome* and who suffers from it? All men suffer from it to some extent but Raphael Gamaliel Warnock, the would-be Senator from Georgia is a recent victim and also a bit of a disgrace to the local clergy. What sort of good example is a “clergyman” who divorces his wife and who, allegedly and during a domestic dispute, runs over her foot with his car? The problem is really quite simple. Mr. Warnock suffers from Dark C0ck Syndrome. Similar to the way the Dark Web** works, Dark C0ck Syndrome operates below the level of ego-consciousness and feeds an individual with desires that don’t care about love, truth, beauty, or goodness. Freud called this the Id but common sense tells you that sexual desire is the dog with no master–unless you take it by the scruff of the neck in self-mastery.

The anonymizing “browser,” so to speak, of the Dark C0ck Network is the Democratic Party, which disguises D.C. activities under the guise of authenticity, or the glitter of “identity” or self-fulfillment. Within the Dark C0ck Network identity politics reigns supreme–everything is attributable to racism or suppressed sexual impulses. Everyone is liable, for instance, as some morally clueless clucks in the psychological community have asserted to: “sudden gender dysphoria” This means you might have to remove your sexual organs to align with your new identity, which can come upon you at any time.

*Syndrome: a characteristic combination of opinions, emotions, or behavior.

**”The dark web is part of the internet that isn’t visible to search engines and requires the use of an anonymizing browser called Tor to be accessed.”



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